Welcome to the Leonida DMV. Per State statute, all degenerates must register their bags. Build your custom vanity plate below. The clerk is on break. Live preview provided as a courtesy.
By submitting Form $DMV-1 you certify, under penalty of being NGMI, that the above is true. The clerk has not read this. Please take a number.
| Line | Itemized Fee / Allocation | Amount |
|---|---|---|
| A1 | Total Plates Minted (Supply) | 1,000,000,000 $DMV |
| A2 | Liquidity Pool (Pavement & Roads) | 100% Fair Launch |
| A3 | Vanity-Plate Surcharge | 0% Tax |
| A4 | Team / Clerk Allocation | NONE (on break) |
| A5 | Convenience Fee (mandatory, pointless) | $4.20 |
| A6 | Number-Ticket Processing Fee | $6.90 |
| A7 | "Expedited" Service (still slow) | $420.69 |
| A8 | Contract / Ownership | Renounced & Burned |
Cash, check, or vibes accepted. Card machine has been "down" since the Gloriana incident.
Install a Phantom wallet. This is your State-issued degen ID. Keep your seed phrase off the windshield.
Load SOL into the wallet. Acceptable forms of payment at the Leonida DMV: Solana, patience.
Proceed to the pump.fun counter, paste the $DMV plate number (CA below), and swap SOL for $DMV.
Your bag is now plated. File Form $DMV-1, take your ticket, and HODL. Do not lose the ticket.
CA: COMING_SOON_TAKE_A_NUMBER
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Somewhere in Leonida cruises a vehicle wearing a plate that reads "GLORIANA" — a mystery the whole State has been squinting at, theorizing about, and screen-shotting for months. No one knows who she is. No one knows what it means. The DMV has no record. The DMV never has a record.
In that grand bureaucratic tradition, $DMV issues you your own vanity plate — just as official, just as meaningless, twice as embossed. Pick your text. Pick your county. Take a number. The clerk will be with you never.